Somehow I knew it wouldn't take long before Andy would make me regret agreeing to this. So there you have it, 10 hours 48 minutes.
1. If you were stranded on a desert/dessert/deserted island, and stupid your five records melted in the damn sun, and your bloodstained vollyball friend popped, and your solar powered TV only got the WB, and all the beer that washed up on shore was Coors Light, and the Rocketts were there, but they all died... what would be the haiku that you would write yourself in order to stave off madness?
2. Are you still angry with me for aiding and abetting Aaron in his feindish and sinister scheme to inject "Batman and Robin" into one of your plays?
3. If you could eat any Hollywood starlet, past or present, which one would it be? (Assume that a competent celebrity chef would be available to properly... prepare her.)
1. If you were stranded on a desert/dessert/deserted island, and stupid your five records melted in the damn sun, and your bloodstained vollyball friend popped, and your solar powered TV only got the WB, and all the beer that washed up on shore was Coors Light, and the Rocketts were there, but they all died... what would be the haiku that you would write yourself in order to stave off madness?
waves crash on bottles
Radio City beckons
Hey, Charmed is on now!
or perhaps
Wilson, REM,
No salve for necrophilia,
sun sets so slowly
or maybe even
island breeze of death
makes me wish Andy was here
so I could eat him
2. Are you still angry with me for aiding and abetting Aaron in his feindish and sinister scheme to inject "Batman and Robin" into one of your plays?
Yes.
3. If you could eat any Hollywood starlet, past or present, which one would it be? (Assume that a competent celebrity chef would be available to properly... prepare her.)
I'm tempted to make an Asian food joke, here, but as that's in extremely poor taste, I'll just imply it and it can be more tasteless and foul in your imagination than I could have really managed on my own.
Most modern starlets are too lean by far, so we'd have to get a bit more golden age. Marilyn looks tasty, but probably a little too conventional of a choice. Elizabeth Taylor looked scrumptious in her day, but I'd be afraid they'd screw up the order.
I think my best choice would be something a little foreign, but still comforting, both exotic and traditional, a little sweet, a little spicy. Therefore my choice is Ingrid Bergman (with chili oil and rosemary).
Posted by ktismael at April 19, 2004 11:16 AM