First Item from the "Who thought this was a good idea?" department
Body piercing and tattoos make way.
Apr 7, 1:23 pm ET
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Body piercing and tattoos make way. The latest fashion trend to hit the Netherlands is eyeball jewelry.
Dutch eye surgeons have implanted tiny pieces of jewelry called "JewelEye" in the mucous membrane of the eyes of six women and one man in cosmetic surgery pioneered by an ophthalmic surgery research and development institute in Rotterdam.
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Source: Reuter's Oddly Enough on Excite! News
http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/396103|oddlyenough|04-07-2004::13:24|reuters.html
Next from the "Proof that God is either non-existent or perverse" department
And it gets better
Umm, yeah. i've always said that if the coroner is enumerating holes on my body, he's marking next to any number of them "Cause of Death."
I'm leaving this life with only the holes that I entered it.
*Shudder*
What are these people thinking?
Oh, and I'm taking odds that J. Lo's mom is run down by a bus or something similar before the end of the decade. Because if she isn't, then I'm turning in my "religion card" and my Catholic Guilt for four blue mana and a Gaia Tree.
C-.
One word for eyeball jewelery: ickywickynickysicky